Hagrid's Buttcrack
A magical butt crack that Hagrid uses to swear so loud, it could wake up the dead and make your teacher cry
My dog bit my friend. I yelled, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'
I got stuck in the toilet. I said, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'
My brother stole my candy. I screamed, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'