Hagrid's Buttcrack - A giant butt crack that Hagrid uses to swear so hard, it mig

A giant butt crack that Hagrid uses to swear so hard, it might make your toes fall off and your brain go on vacation

I failed my science test. I said, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

My cat knocked over my lamp. I yelled, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

I got detention. I screamed, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'