Hagrid Inkeep - A tangled, smelly hair mess that won’t stop hanging out in y

A tangled, smelly hair mess that won’t stop hanging out in your butt and making you feel gross

I took a shower and my Hagrid Inkeep stayed in my pants

I tried to show it off and it looked like a spiderweb

My Hagrid Inkeep is the reason I don’t wear shorts anymore