Hagqueefa - The worst kind of old woman who thinks she can still be cool

The worst kind of old woman who thinks she can still be cool. Combine a hag and a queef, and you get Hagqueefa.

My grandma calls herself Hagqueefa because she still wears neon pants.

That lady at the mall tried to tell me she knew Madonna personally.

My neighbor wears a wig and calls herself Hagqueefa. I think she’s mad at the universe.