Hagpile
A group of middle-aged women who all think they’re still in their prime and pounce on some young guy like he’s the last piece of cake. Also what happens when you’re at the store and there’s no toilet paper left.
The guy at the gym got hagpiled after doing a pull-up.
The guy at the supermarket got hagpiled because he took the last roll of toilet paper.
The guy at the mall got hagpiled after looking at his phone too much.