hagopig
a newborn Hagop that loves grass and mud. if you mess with its apples, it’ll run around like a f***ing maniac until it throws up and dies. some people cut its fat off and eat it like it’s the best breakfast ever.
this hagopig just ran around my house like it was on fire. i don’t know why.
i tried to take the apples from the hagopig, and now it’s throwing up in my yard.
the hagopig ran so fast it puked on my shoes. classic.