hagopig
a baby Hagop that loves grass and mud. it eats like a f***ing pig and rolls in mud like it’s the best thing ever. if you steal its apples, it’ll run around like a f***ing fool until it pukes up its brains. some people cut its fat off and fry it for breakfast.
the hagopig ran around the block and puked on my car. i’m not even mad.
i took the apples from the hagopig, and now it’s sprinting like it’s trying to escape a f***ing monster.
some people cut the fat off the hagopig and fried it. i think i saw the devil.