Hagoo
Hagoo is the dirt you leave behind when you run away from a fight. It’s the worst thing ever and the best thing ever. It’s like poop, but way more intense.
My cousin yelled 'Hagoo!' at me and then ran out the door.
I told my teacher, 'I’m not doing this homework. I’m going to hagoo.'
He said, 'You’re hagooing me!' and then threw his lunch at me.