Haglover
Haglovers are liars who say teens aren’t sexy, but they’re just jealous. They’re like the old people who still think they’re cool, but they’re just pretending they don’t know the new songs.
My dad said, "Teenagers are just kids with bad skin.", he’s 45 and still uses his daughter’s face as a mirror.
She told me, "They’re not sexy, they’re just annoying.", she’s 38 and still texts her ex.
He said, "They’re not hot, they’re just loud.", he’s 13 and still wears a band shirt from 2009.