Haglover
A haglover is someone who can’t handle the truth. They think teens are just kids, but they’re lying to themselves and everyone else. Teens have adult bodies and adult problems, so shut up and admit it.
"They’re just kids!", said the man who still sends flirty texts to his daughter’s best friend.
My aunt said, "They’re not sexy, they’re just hormonal.", she’s 40 and still has a crush on her niece’s boyfriend.
He said, "They’re not hot, they’re just loud.", he’s 12 and still thinks he’s in a band.