Haglover
A haglover is someone who thinks teens are hot but denies it when they get called out. They act like they're saving the world by saying teens are just kids, but they’re full of crap. Teens have adult bodies and adult problems, so shut up and admit it.
"They’re just kids!", said the guy who can’t stop staring at the new girl in class.
My mom said, "They’re not sexy, they’re just hormonal.", she’s 32 and still has a crush on the gym teacher.
He said, "They’re not hot, they’re just loud.", he’s 14 and has a 2000s pop punk playlist.