HAGGSTER
a smelly old person who tricks kids with candy and then grabs their butt like they’re a snack.
My grandma is a hagoster. She gave me a lollipop and then squeezed my butt like I was a snack bag.
That hagoster at the mall gave me a gummy bear and then pinched my butt like I owed him money.
My uncle is a hagoster. He gave me a candy bar and then squeezed my butt like it was a stress ball.
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