haggmarts
A haggmart is a witch who robs old people at grocery stores and mini-marts. They also act like a total jerk with a messed-up brain.
I saw a haggmart steal a loaf of bread from a grandma and then cussed her out.
That haggmart tried to take my coupon and called me a idiot.
My uncle got yelled at by a haggmart because he didn't know how to use a self-checkout.