hagglet
A Hagglet is a woman who is old enough to know she’s not hot but still thinks she is and still has a husband who thinks she is.
My mom is a Hagglet. She still wears a dress and thinks she looks good.
My aunt told me she’s a Hagglet and still thinks she’s ‘the best’.
My neighbor is a Hagglet. She still does her hair and still talks about her husband like he’s not a walking punchline.