hagglet
A Hagglet is a woman who thinks she’s still young and has the body of a woman who just had a baby and a husband who still thinks she’s still young.
My mom is a Hagglet. She still wears high heels and goes to the gym like it’s 2005.
My aunt told me she’s a Hagglet and that she ‘still has the body of a woman who just had a baby’.
My neighbor is a Hagglet. She still posts selfies and calls my dad ‘my love’.