hagglet
A Hagglet is a woman who thinks she’s still hot and has a husband who thinks she’s still hot and both of them are lying.
My mom and dad are Hagglets. They still go on dates and my dad still calls her ‘my beautiful wife’.
My aunt went to a dance class and called it ‘a Hagglet moment’.
My friend’s mom is a Hagglet. She told me she still has ‘a fire in her’ and ‘still has it’.