haggler
A person who’s obsessed with finding the guy with the best dick and will haggle over every little detail like it’s a real estate deal.
"He’s got a 10-inch, but I think the other one is better.", A haggler at the bar
"I’ll take him for $100 if he promises to stay for 2 hours.", A haggler at the club
"He’s got a nice one, but I want a discount.", A haggler at the gym