hagglemuffin
A street walker who’ll sell you a muffin for a dollar and then rip you off for a sandwich.
"I’ll give you the muffin for a buck, but that coffee? That’s $5."
"You think I’m a hagglemuffin? I’m a hagglemuffin with a side of drama."
"She asked for $10 for the muffin. I told her I’d pay $5 if she gave me a sandwich."