hagglehorn
The Hagglehorn is the part of a deal that makes you feel like you’ve been run over by a shopping cart.
"I was happy with the price, but the Hagglehorn made me feel like I’d been hit by a sale."
"The Hagglehorn came in like my aunt at a birthday party, messy and unexpected."
"I thought I was getting a good deal, but the Hagglehorn made me feel like I’d been sold a pig in a poke."