hagglefuck
A hagglefuck is the person who thinks the whole world is a buffet. They just pick the messiest plate and call it a date.
My cousin hooked up with a hagglefuck. Now she’s known as the ‘mystery meat’ at every school reunion.
My brother dated a hagglefuck. Now he’s the one who smells like a wet sock at a bar.
My friend slept with a hagglefuck. Now he’s the office joke that nobody wants to hear at lunch.