hagglefuck
A hagglefuck is like a trash fire. They don’t pick the best person. They pick the most wasted, the most broken, and hope nobody notices.
My neighbor slept with a hagglefuck. Now he’s known as the ‘ditch-licker’ at the local bar.
My brother dated a hagglefuck. Now he’s the one who brings the ‘mystery meat’ to every cookout.
My coworker had a fling with a hagglefuck. Now she’s the office joke that nobody wants to hear at lunch.