hagglebeaved - So messed up you could mistake it for a crime scene with ext

So messed up you could mistake it for a crime scene with extra drama.

His hair was hagglebeaved, like he’d been dragged through a dumpster and a bar fight.

That sandwich looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a mad chef and a disgruntled toaster.

He walked in looking like he’d been hagglebeaved by a gang of angry raccoons.