hagglebeaved - So broken and beaten, you could mistake it for a sad old man

So broken and beaten, you could mistake it for a sad old man at a bar.

Her shoes were hagglebeaved, like they’d been through a dance-off and a very angry sock fight.

That chair looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a drunk and a very tired table.

He came in looking like he’d been hagglebeaved by a streetlight and a very angry squirrel.