hagglebeaved - All bruised and broken, like a sad punchbag after a long nig

All bruised and broken, like a sad punchbag after a long night of fighting drunks.

My dog looked like a hagglebeaved meatball after the raccoons attacked him.

That car looked like it had been hagglebeaved by a drunk mechanic and a fella with a grudge.

She came home hagglebeaved, like she’d been in a fight with a brick wall and lost.