hagglebass
Total garbage, fake stuff, pure nonsense. Like when someone lies so hard it makes your brain hurt.
You said you got a perfect score? That's hagglebass. I got a 72 and I'm proud.
He said he could bench 200 lbs. That's hagglebass. He couldn't lift my backpack.
She told me she was a vampire. That's hagglebass. She just had a bad tan.