haggle-berry
when you run into a real-life hag who’s extra berry annoying and tries to make you pay for her bad mood
My cousin ran into a hag at the mall and got stuck arguing over a $20 shirt for 45 minutes.
My mom got into a haggle-berry with the grocery store clerk over a single broken egg.
At the flea market, I saw a guy get yelled at by a hag for not tipping her $5.