haggistani
A super rude way to call a Scot. Says Scotland is as bad as a smelly toilet in a war zone. Comes from haggis, the meaty mess they call a dish.
My uncle called me a haggistani because I said Scotland smells like old socks.
She texted me: 'You’re a haggistani, I’m moving to Wales.'
He said, 'You’re a haggistani, I’d rather eat a shoe.'