haggisneeb
a Scottish neeb who talks like he’s been drinking for 20 years
He said, 'Aye laddie, I’ve been drinkin’ since I was a pup.' I’m 12. He’s 58.
He tried to sing a song. It sounded like a cat was yelling.
He said, 'I don’t need a map. I know where I’m goin’.' He walked into the wrong house.
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