haggisalope
The haggisalope is a half-assed monster with three legs, no intestines, and antlers that are too big for its tiny brain.
I tried to bait one with ass goblins and it just laughed in my face.
The haggisalope fell off a mountain and broke its neck like it was a f***ing fool.
Scotsmen and Irishmen made a new breed called scirish, and it’s just drunks with a side of meat.