Haggis Surprise
Some guys dig up a fresh corpse's gut and stuff it with their cum and crap. They throw in guts and old lady blood, then fry it up and serve it with chocolate (shit) sauce.
My cousin ate Haggis Surprise and threw up in the church aisle.
I tried it once. Now I dream about guts and cum.
My dad said it was 'the worst food ever' but he ate three helpings.