Haggis stroking
Haggis stroking is when a guy is in a woman and then shoves his hand up her butt to jack off while still plowing her like a pig in a mud bath.
He was haggis stroking during a Zoom call and got fired.
She let him haggis stroke during her dinner and spilled soup all over the table.
He was haggis stroking in the park and got chased by a dog.