haggis packer
A haggis packer is a Scottish way of saying someone is gay, but it’s also just a bit of f***ing fun. Like when you’re drunk and you just want to laugh.
"You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing serious."
He said, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m not f***ing faking it."
At the bar, she said, "You’re a haggis packer, and I’m f***ing done."