Ayobami’s DM: 'Haggis Nyash is the best thing ever.' I replied: 'It’s also the worst thing ever.'

Ayobami said at lunch: 'I eat Haggis Nyash because I don’t know what else to eat.' I said, 'You don’t know what else to eat? You’re a genius.'

Ayobami’s tweet: 'Haggis Nyash gives me energy.' I replied: 'It gives you energy to sit in the corner and stare at the wall.'