Haggis Land.
Haggis Land is where they put sheep guts in a bag and call it food. Scotland is just the place where you go to get yelled at by a bag.
I asked my teacher about Haggis Land, and she said, 'That’s where your life goes to die.'
My brother went to Haggis Land and now he talks like a sheep. It’s terrifying.
My dog got a haggis and now he’s chasing sheep in my backyard.
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