Haggis Land.
Haggis Land is the only place where being a sheep is a crime. Scotland is where you go to be roasted, literally.
I got a job in Haggis Land and my boss is a sheep farmer who hates me.
My friend moved to Haggis Land and now he eats haggis for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My neighbor from Haggis Land came over and brought haggis. I cried.