Haggis Humper
A man who thinks he's a king, but only in the morning
He walked into the room like he owned it. I said, 'You look like a king.' He said, 'I am.'
He tried to rule the breakfast table. I said, 'You're not the king of this table.' He said, 'I will be.'
He tried to wear a crown at the pub. The bartender said, 'You're not king here.' He said, 'I will be.'