haggis hangin'

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A Scottish way to ask if you're still alive, usually used when someone smells like a wet dog and looks like they’ve been run over by a bus.

'Haggis hangin'?' I asked. He just stared at me like I’d asked if his ex-wife was still wearing his socks.

'Haggis hangin'?' I yelled. He yelled back, 'I’m hangin’ by my fingernails!'

'Haggis hangin'?' I whispered. He whispered back, 'I’m hangin’ by my last hope.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A question that comes from the deep dark pit of Scotland, used when you're tired of someone’s dumb face and their dumb life.

'Haggis hangin'?' I asked. He said, 'I’m hangin’ by the hope I still have.'

I texted him, 'Haggis hangin'?' He replied, 'I’m hangin’ by the thread of my sanity.'

He walked in and I said, 'Haggis hangin'?' He said, 'I’m hangin’ by the last of my dignity.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Scottish way to ask if you're still breathing, usually used when someone looks like they’ve been kicked by a donkey and their face looks like it’s about to fall off.

'Haggis hangin'?' I asked. He said, 'I’m hangin’ by the thread of my soul.'

He came in and I said, 'Haggis hangin'?' He said, 'I’m hangin’ by the last of my willpower.'

I yelled, 'Haggis hangin'?' He yelled back, 'I’m hangin’ by the last of my pride.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago