Haggis Factor - An invisible charge that only Scottish people can see, and i

An invisible charge that only Scottish people can see, and it’s always the most expensive part of your bill.

I asked for a pizza and got charged for the haggis factor, which was just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re paying for my pride.’

The haggis factor was on my bill like a curse, and it was $15 just for being alive.

I bought a snack and got hit with the haggis factor because I ‘didn’t respect the bagel.’