Haggis Factor
A sneaky extra charge that only a Scottish business owner would dream up. It’s like a tax on your sanity.
The haggis factor hit me when I ordered a bagel and got charged for a side of gloom.
My neighbor said the haggis factor was why he charged for 'invisible smoke.'
I asked for a coffee and got a bill that included 'the haggis factor', which was just a fancy way of saying 'I feel like a loser today.'
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