Haggis Factor
A made-up fee that Scottish people use to make you feel like you’ve been scammed, even if you just bought a single pretzel.
I bought a pretzel and got hit with the haggis factor, which was just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re not Scottish.’
The haggis factor was on my bill like a trap, and it was $10 for being ‘too American.’
I asked for a drink and got charged the haggis factor because I ‘didn’t look like I belonged.’