Haggis face
A scotsman screams and vomits on a woman’s face. It looks like someone tried to make haggis and failed.
He screamed like a goat and puked on her face. It was haggis face, but ugly.
She was eating a sandwich when he yelled and puked on her face. Haggis face, for sure.
He shouted 'Aye!' and then puked on her face. It was like haggis face, but worse.