My girlfriend showed me her butt hole like it was a map to treasure. I put haggis on it and ate it. She said I was greedy.

My boyfriend showed me his butt hole like it was a secret. I put haggis on it and ate it. He said I was a thief.

My lover showed me their butt hole like it was a magic spell. I put haggis on it and ate it. They said I was a wizard.