haggis donut
Your lover opens their butt like a burger and shows you their butt hole. You put haggis on it and eat it like it's a snack while they scream.
My girlfriend showed me her butt hole like it was a TikTok filter. I put haggis on it and ate it. She cried.
My boyfriend spread his butt wide like he was auditioning for a monster movie. I put haggis on it and ate it. He called me a monster.
My partner opened their butt like a suitcase and let me put haggis on it. I ate it. They said I was a cannibal.