Haggis Bottom - When your wood hits rock bottom and there’s no going back, u

When your wood hits rock bottom and there’s no going back, unless you want to die.

I'm at Haggis Bottom and I'm not coming up unless someone gives me a sandwich.

He said he was at Haggis Bottom and I believed him because he looked dead.

She was at Haggis Bottom and still tried to flirt with me.