haggertit - If your boobs are hanging so low they’re about to touch the

If your boobs are hanging so low they’re about to touch the floor, you’ve got haggertits. It’s like your chest is giving up on life.

My haggertits are so bad, I think I’m gonna cry.

I tried to do yoga. My haggertits said no.

My boobs are haggertits. My life is haggertits.