Haggarous
The mayor of Metro City is a total legend who beats the shit out of anyone who disrespects him with a metal pipe. You don’t want to be on his bad side.
Mayor beat me up with a pipe. I now have a black eye and respect for authority. #MayorIsABoss
He piledrived me onto the curb like I was a piece of trash. #MayorIsAWeapon
If you mess with the mayor, you get a face full of metal pipe. #MayorIsAmenacing