Haggard Shit
When you take a shit so big it looks like a monster came out of your butt and your anus is now a broken down building. That’s a Haggard Shit.
I took a Haggard Shit and my toilet clogged and I had to call a plumber.
My sister took a Haggard Shit and the whole class laughed at her.
I took a Haggard Shit and my pants were soaked and I had to change.