Haggard Shit - When you poop so hard your butt feels like it’s on fire and

When you poop so hard your butt feels like it’s on fire and your pants are now a crime scene. You just did a Haggard Shit.

I pooped so much my toilet overflowed and my mom yelled at me.

My dad took a Haggard Shit and the cat ran away.

I took such a big shit my socks got stained and I cried.