Haggard Douche
A guy who looks like he slept in a trash can and then tried to eat a whole pizza for breakfast.
That guy at the bus stop is a haggard douche. He had a shirt with a hole in it and looked like he hadn't brushed his teeth since the last century.
My uncle is a haggard douche. He showed up to my birthday party with a mustache that looked like it was trying to escape.
My neighbor's dog called my brother a haggard douche because he smelled like old socks and cheese.
xs