haggard anus
A butt so bad it could be the reason why the world is going to end. Used for someone who smells like a sewer after a hurricane.
My mom’s butt is a haggard anus. She eats soup for dinner and drinks wine for breakfast.
That guy in the gym smells like a haggard anus. I think he’s a monster.
My dog ran away from my brother’s butt. It’s a haggard anus.